when a bitch can't stop yapping about a celebrity and praising them even tho the said celebrity doesn't know the bitch exists aka dickriding
me: OMG I love Carlos sainz I want to take off his Calvin Kleins
my brother: ur such a glazer, stop meat riding him
my brother: ur such a glazer, stop meat riding him
by trentybentymar June 9, 2024

when a bitch can't stop yapping about a celebrity and praising them even tho the said celebrity doesn't know the bitch exists aka dickriding
me: OMG I love Carlos sainz I want to take off his Calvin Kleins
my brother: ur such a glazer, stop meat riding him
my brother: ur such a glazer, stop meat riding him
by trentybentymar June 9, 2024

A girl named Salian that always come back to love a boy named Nixon after they broke up like up 7 times
by Nigsigtanman August 5, 2025

The modern word for someone who is obsessed with another. If someone keeps complimenting another person, or idolises them and spends alot of time with them. Basically a teachers pet, but not always with a teacher
by Somebodyx June 19, 2025

He is a man who is South African and has a very fresh cut. He loves crystals and doesn’t allow sleepovers with mr T’s kids from Ramon. Trader Joe's is his favorite brand and he gets Cheesy Garlic Bread from there. He has a fresh accent and says "boy". He has the power to close all restaurants at 10:00. His hobby is driving and loves shopping as well. He is a master of rugby and cricket. He is 59 but looks 18. I am proud to call him my father.
by Jon freed August 19, 2023

when someone is so nostalgic and focused on the past that they glaze everything from the past because they are blinded like nostalgia and cant get its dick out of there mouth
dan:dude did you hear about the new minecraft update?
some dipshit:yeah..but personally i think that beta was better-
dan: shut the fuck up Nostalgia Glazer
some dipshit:yeah..but personally i think that beta was better-
dan: shut the fuck up Nostalgia Glazer
by Turles811 April 9, 2025

A Modi Glazer is the Desi equivalent of a redneck. They believe that Modi's corruption and greed will somehow win them the Crick World Cup. They generally (and wrongly) consider Pakistani occupied Punjab, Sindh, and Gilgit-Baltistan to be "stolen from India". They believe that war against Pakistan is the only way for peace. They often refuse to accept that Pakistan fairly wins cricket matches and supports Modi in his every action.
by RaffleWaffle☭☭☭ May 28, 2025
