Ex: Alex your you really got good depth on that one. Fends: your the biggest GLAZER I’ve ever met get off my Johnson
by Simpalations April 25, 2024
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A loud (enough) minority that worships anything (usually music or creative media) dated as 19XX, or regarding the 20th century. Most of the glazers are 90s-2000s kids, although a good amount are just nostalgic old people. Quotes to spot them: "todAy's MuSic SucKs", "I wAs BoRn iN tHe WrOng GenErAtion", "tHe 80s wAs sUch a BetTer eRa", etc. While there is some logic behind the statement (Only so many chords and melodies and ideas exist, inflation and worse living standards), the past was not exactly a better place (discrimination, less technology, less knowledge, {more likely to die, and/or get fucked over in life because of the two previous disadvantages} etc.)
"Hey did you listen to the new songs released this year"
"UmM, aCtuALly I tHinK mUsIc NoWaDays sUcks"
"Goddamnit, it's a fucking 20th Century Glazer"
"UmM, aCtuALly I tHinK mUsIc NoWaDays sUcks"
"Goddamnit, it's a fucking 20th Century Glazer"
by unknownmofo07 December 30, 2024
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by Nigsigtanman August 5, 2025
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by Somebodyx June 19, 2025
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Aka black pill guys who "worship" Chad. They think that if you're not a "Chad", you can't/won't get a girlfriend.
Man, that guy is such a Chad Glazer. He worships "Chad" and thinks that's all it takes to get women.
by Enko247 September 8, 2025
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