n. refers to the flattened
mass of
poo embedded in your underwear after mistaking the need to flatulate with needing to poop. Only occurs while sitting and usually when one is propped on one ass cheek to ease the passage of the perceived gas
bubble (which is actually a shit in the chute). Frequently happens when one is dressed for work and while driving.
"Hey
boss, I would love to discuss my performance issues in greater depth, but I am in the
car, and while I had you on mute, I farted. Turns out it wasn't a
fart, and I am sitting in a Gitch Cake. Can I call you back?"