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Girkle

wow look at that girkle go
GO HOME GIRKLE
by g-crack December 10, 2008
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girkz

To have that dawg in him or be the goat, Or to be HIM
1Hey what’s ur username 2girkz 1smh let me give you head
by Rainnnyyy February 16, 2023
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girkle

i had a great tasting girkle today from smoothie king
by jauffrey December 6, 2014
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Girkensteins

n. a derivative of the "Birkenstock" shoe brand most known for its wearers being hippie-esque or obnoxiously preppy. Similar to the sandals Jesus sported, Girkensteins are constructed to outlast long journeys/ mission trips on foot.
Girkensteins originated in Pomfret, Connecticut circa December, 2008. They are made out of pliable, brushed lamb's skin, usually of the high quality Gwenyth breed. The interior of the Girkenstein is made out of plush bear fur, woven with birds of a feather now, just bought a plane so we changing the weather now (get back, get back, you do not know me like that!)

Girkenstein
v. to exhibit embarrassing preppy-like behavior in a room full of non-preps and or hippies.

Girkensteiny
adj. the attributes and or qualities that are obtained by the stereotype of the prep.

*note: can also be applied to the dirty hippie.
n. "OH sick mosh bro, your Girkensteins are totally phresh DMB O.A.R.!!!!!#$^"

v. past tense "That boy totally just Girkensteined all over this joint, let's BOUNCE."

adj. "He only got the job at the vegan restaurant because he is girkensteiny."
by Kyle Doiley December 23, 2008
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Girking

Girking

Verb - Girking is the action of speeding up in your car usually to around 40 to 45 MPH, and then slamming on your brakes to make a noise that sounds like GIIIRRRRRK, leaving tire marks and a cloud of smoke in your path.

There are many types of girking. You can girk in front of somebodies house, you can girk before/ after a speedbump, or you can even girk right next to people walking on the sidewalk.
Dude 1: Yo bro you wanna go see a movie later?

Dude 2: Nah man I can't. I'm getting new tires because my old ones were so worn down from girking so much.

Dude 1: Damn man, you wanna go girk once you get your new tires on?

Dude 2: Hell yeah! Girking is the shit!
by thelimpestdick November 30, 2019
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Girking Me Around

When someone is too mad at you for no reason, pulling your dick aka girking you around
Guy 1: Bro why the fuck did you kiss my sister

Guy 2: Dude relax, it’s not that serious quit girking me around😅
by MAO918 April 16, 2022
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girkhajig

When something or someone is so unexplicably silly or strange that you need a hodgepodge of letters to explain it
Friend 1: Yo check out this picture of a seal

Friend 2: this girkhajig ass seal
by elstuh July 27, 2024
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