Gideon's Trumpet

A euphemism for the male sexual organ. Derived from the 1974 movie "2069: A Sex Odyssey", which is the first result on the internet movie database IMDB.com when a search is performed for "Gideon's Trumpet". As a euphemism, this phrase has no connection to the book of the same name by Anthony Lewis or the movie based on the book.

She enthusiastically blew Gideon's Trumpet.

by JoJoeJoh March 5, 2011

Gideon Gilmore

The Lord himself. Maker of the eternal and instant classic of instrumentation entitled 'A Dark Road,' which enlightens the listener to the meaning of life instantly. When heard for the first time, progressive rock legends David Gilmour and Jimmy Page immediately collapsed and knew their work was done, and the song was the reason for the death of Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. If it couldn't get any better, the legend himself released a 1 hour EP called Gideon Gilmore, which featured masterpieces such as "Metal Madness" and "A Mental Descent" which instantly became recognized as the peak of human achievement and instrumental composition. Music teachers from all around the world preached to their pupils about how unbelievably good the Gideon Gilmore EP was and how masterfully Gideon played all the instruments.

Person 1: "Man, did you hear that new Gideon Gilmore?"
Person 2: "I know, it was so good but I can't even explain why..."

by kapperoni and cheese April 14, 2021

The Gideon

A creature of plight that dwells near the same location of The Shaw. Like it's neighbor, The Gideon possesses a great odor of the mouth. Most beings that come into contact with The Gideon are forever scarred if not outright terminated. Unlike its distant relative, The Gideon has only one useful appendage. All others are limited to a specific purpose. The most questionable appendage is that of a globe-like entity on what should be a neck. It appears to control all movement although that fact is widely disputed by scientists. Most all researchers do agree that this creature is not at all intelligent and fails in any attempts to disguise the inept abilities it possesses.

"What are you doing? You can't stuff 10 lbs. of shit into a 2 lbs. bag. You fucking Gideon"

by mickey July 23, 2004

giveaway

Something given away at no charge, especially a premium and usually with a logo or other marketing message is imprinted. The purpose of the item is to keep an organization's name and information in front of its target audience. The purpose of the item is to keep an organization's name and information in front of its target audience.

I hope this new giveaway would make our customers choose our brand more than the other.

by abrambondoc September 22, 2014

Gidardar

Adj: Beyond large in size, generally referring to quantity of smoke inhaled.

Person 1: "Holy shit, that hit was gidardar!"
Person 2: "Yeah man, I'm fucking stoned"

by AdamRussel January 5, 2010

Gedeatric fuck

The South Antarctic insult meaning that there is a penguin on the tip of your penis.

Joe: Dude, your such a gedeatric fuck!

Steve: No, thats a turtle down there

by Cptn D-Bag July 1, 2009

Gibeariffe

a magical creature, sometimes referred to as "majestic."
has characteristics of both a giraffe and a bear. is native to certain parts of asia, east guam, and more commonly new hartford, NY.

gibeariffes are magical

by gibeariffelover! November 2, 2009