Granny Gestapo

The elderly female employees stationed at the entrance to Walmart stores. The purpose of the Granny Gestapo is to make honest Walmart shoppers feel like shoplifters as they attempt to leave the store. Once Walmart has your money, the Granny Gestapo carefully searches through your purchases item by item to make sure that each one matches your receipt precisely. Also known as Walmart security or as people greeters.

The Walmart checker was too lazy to bag the toilet paper, so I was strip searched by the Granny Gestapo when I tried to leave the store.

by Sam Walton December 15, 2008

gestalt

Let's REDEFINE this one, shall we? The accepted English defintion is: "A structure, configuration, or pattern of physical, biological, or psychological phenomena so integrated as to constitute a functional unit with properties not derivable by summation of its parts". This is adequate, however, let's also define the word historically as well. It is really a German word, literally meaning "form", defined as an organized whole in experience. The Gestalt psychologists, in about 1912, advanced the theory which explains psychological phenomena by their relationships to total forms rather than their parts. Also, this word has become useful for discussing musical terms (or a critique on music, rather) in the post-modern sense. It is the "essence", or "foreground" of any given band (or genre) in discussion.

"T. Rex surpassed it's place in the 1970's Glam Rock Movement with a cross-pollination of different musical styles,
while having an influence on pop music today that has endured far beyond bands who had more than seven chords in their entire respective repertoire(s)."

by Doug E. Doug September 23, 2004

geisted

when someone bombards you with useless unending opinions and dialog.

he was geisted to the point that he was ready to puncture his eardrums to drown out the unending useless dialog from his traveling companion.

by jakesmyth December 20, 2008

Gester

Enthusiastic, charming and clever, Gester is good at almost anything he puts his mind to, and can make anyone laugh. Add this to his light and inquisitive personality and he has a lot of sex appeal. He is very friendly and communicative by nature, and this can sometimes be seen as flirtatious

You're one of a kind Gester

by Gmboy June 8, 2021

Gasterhub

Ever been on Pornhub? Because this word GasterHub is meant to have the same purpose as PH, but instead, it's based about 1 person or blue dragon, if you could say that. One day it will have its website, or maybe not. Chances are very, very low.

"Dude 1: Hey, do you know GasterHub?"

"Another dude: No what the hell is that?"

"Dude 1: Actually I have no idea"

by Zeorn May 22, 2022

geitenneukers

A word used by Theof Van Gogh to describe Islamists, as the Koran apparently condones bestiality

Those geitenneukers just blew up the London tube.

by professor wombat 2 July 30, 2005

grammar gestapo

A term used to desribe an individual who make comments on spelling and grammar mistakes.

John said: "I did good today"
Peter responds: "WELL peter, you did WELL"
John: "everyone get out of the way! it's the grammar gestapo!"

by Brendan Gilmartin February 23, 2007