jerkin-gerkin-heimer

Adolescent boy who has pictures of naked women on his bedroom walls.

Man, that kid with the nudy posters is such a jerkin-gerkin-heimer. gerkin-heimergerkin heimer

by rbnightmare May 18, 2009

jerkin your gerkin

masturbating, wasting time.

"whats taking you so long? you jerkin your gerkin?"

by andyrizz August 21, 2008

MERKIN FOR MY GERKIN

AS IN "MERKIN" ITS A TINY TUPEE FOR THE TIP OF THE PENIS

BILL KEEPS IS HIS DICK WARM BY WEARING THE MERKIN FOR MY GERKIN

by SLAPPYNUTSTOTHEFACE March 12, 2010

Jerkin ur Gerkin

It's when someone is whacking off and the start cummin everywhere it's also what Chris' hockey coach calls him!!!

Hey, Gianormus Jake stop jerkin ur gerkin

by Rohe December 24, 2007

Jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin

Of the male: Masturbating with a pubic wig on.

"Geeves, what on earth are you doing in Lord Boddington's room this late at night?"

"Sorry, ma'am, but I heard a commotion down the hall, so I scurried to investigate the matter. Twas but a false alarm, the young master was simply jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin"

From "Geeves, that the stupid thing off his genitals" by Forsworth Littlingshire

by thelordofroostahz June 14, 2011

Jerkin n gerkin

The hillbilly way to say beating your meat

Yee yee I was jerkin n gerkin all night. You shoulda seen the amount of cum on my wall

by SkeetSkeetQuail May 2, 2019

Gerkin’

To Gerk / Gerk Walk is the act of schmoovin with such viscosity and swagger, that those around you fall victim to a trance like state, and simply much start two steppin along side.

“Hey Mark you see that guy Gerkin’ on the New York news?”

“John, what the fuck are you talking about?”

“Yeah man, it was wild, he started Gerkin’ in front of the Macy’s parade, everyone was gerkin’ by the end of it, some were even jerkin’ man it was… it was wild.”

by X Isn’t Real November 25, 2023