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baby giraffe

the stick thin and freakishly tall adolescent girl creatures who actually work in the fashion industry in print and runway (as opposed to normally proportioned adult females who lug modeling portfolios but work as waiters) they can often be found in little clusters along 7th avenue in manhattan, taking in sustenance and trying to avoid predators wherever zero calorie snacks are sold.
Does your building have an agency in it or something? I was almost trampled by a herd of baby giraffes in the lobby.
by Phineas T April 24, 2009
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Steam Powered Giraffe

A group of performing automatons that currently include:

Hatchworth

The Spine

Rabbit

Past Members Include:

The Jon

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"Once called the 8th 1/2 Wonder of the World, Colonel Walter's Steam Powered Robots are a technological marvel that has astounded the world for generations!

Created in 1896 by Colonel P. A. Walter I, these robots still run off their original steam powered engines and artificial intelligence. But you'll find no generic boilers or clockwork brains in these robots! How their steam-driven power supplies function is a secret that the Walter family holds close, and those who have tried have ultimately met disastrous outcomes.

Today the robots are all refurbished with better plating, rubber buffers, and hydraulic tubing. New parts have replaced any old ones that have worn and torn over the centuries, but the robots all retain their original chassis, and are vintage relics of unmatched engineering.

Of all the Walter robots the most popular are the ones who currently perform in the band Steam Powered Giraffe, whose namesake comes from Walter's first robot, a giant mechanical giraffe."

Their latest album is called The 2cent Show and is available for purchase on their website. (Give it a trial listen on the main page! free!)
"Say, what is that angelic metallic sound?"

"Its 'The Suspender Man' by Steam Powered Giraffe!"

"What a crazy name, but heck, I'll give em' a try!"
by Jaundice Pohaku November 7, 2012
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Giraffe boy

Someone with a massive neck that always get's in the way. Like a giraffe
I can't see cos of this playa, he's a right giraffe boy
by Jossito10 June 9, 2011
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Frosted Giraffe

A. When two men are engaging in sexual things and Male A cums onto Male B's peen. Then Male B proceeds to enter his peen into Male A's butt.

B. An animal cracker with frosting on it. :)
"Hey man, what'd you do last night?"

"I gave that guy over there a frosted giraffe!"

"...bye."
by aybeezy January 12, 2009
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queer giraffes

for anyone who has seen 2000s 'Gladiator' this term should make immediate sense:

"Proximo: Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me... queer giraffes. I want my money back."

So nowadays, its being used as an expression of anger against someone who possible wants to cheat on you in one way or another or did so already.
Hey Mister, this car is really cheap, go buy it!
You wanna sell queer giraffes to me or what, that car is as broken as it is cheap!


Sorry darling, not tonight I've got a headache.
Youre not selling me those queer giraffes again, you had a headache for two years now!
by Saverio January 7, 2005
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giraffe style

when you bangin' doggy style in a car with a sunroof and you need the extra headroom so you open in order to stick your head out.
yo la'tecia, imma open the sunroof so i can bang you giraffe style.
by phbl April 18, 2018
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baby giraffe

The name given to the pose one must adopt in the toilet after awakening with a {boner} and dying for a piss.
i.e. legs spread wide and upper torso bent foward at the hips.
So called because of the obvious resemblance to a baby giraffe struggling to get to its feet.
I woke up half-way thru' the night with a stiffy and spent half an hour in the bathroom doing a baby giraffe trying to have a piss.
by ant August 4, 2004
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