Goober Gazer

a goober is what is known as a penis and a gazer is someone who stares;

Cole was being such a goober gazer last night at the gym.

by HHSHSHSH November 22, 2011

Meat Gazer Lean

While someone is in the act as a meat gazer. It is the lean towards the urinal to prevent them from seeing your package.

I got my dick wet when I was doing the maet gazer lean.

by mark snider January 25, 2005

Meat Gazer

A man who tries to catch a glimpse at your package while pissing at the urinal.

Mike sure acts like a homo when hes meat gazin'.

by mark snider January 25, 2005

slut gazer

A man who uncontrollably stares at the skankiest looking, barely dressed females in public places while in the presence of his girlfriend or wife.

My boyfriend Chris is such a slut gazer, I saw him starring at 2 girls that looked like they just got off of work at the cheapest, nastiest strip club in town when we were at the mall shopping.

by Jenny M July 24, 2007

ball gazer

One who stares at balls for personal satisfaction.

Person1: "Hey look at this fork by my crotch"
Person2 looks.
Person1: "HAHA You ball gazer"

by Gazer1 March 29, 2004

Meat Gazer

glancing a few extra seconds or even minutes at a man's crotch

my mom is the biggest meat gazer to all of my friends...

by caliash December 3, 2009

Badge gazer

1. A military service member who is easily impressed by awards and decorations.

2. A military service member who consistently compares their awards and decorations to others.

That dude is such a badge gazer, always comparing awards with everyone he meets.

by Mojav November 11, 2017