Gaytard Share definition Flag A Gaytard is an individual or groups (pluralized 'Gaytards ') that enjoys homo-sexually oriented comedy. He's so a Gaytard because he's straight & he watches a gay show. Gaytard by DSDisco February 20, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Gaytard mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch