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Gaystapo 

The organisation of queer people who will come for you if you're a straight couple trying to get married during pride month. It is Illegal for straight people to get married in June and the Gaystapo's Homolice will find you.

Bisexual, pansexual, and etc couples are not bound by these laws.
Caroline: "Stefan and I were planning a June wedding but then the Gaystapo found us and told us to stop. So now we're aiming for July."
Elizabeth: "Good call Care, If you're straight you do not want to mess with the Gaystapo. The Gaystapo will stay peaceful until you provoke them like you did."
Gaystapo by Dracyan June 21, 2022
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gastosterone 

Massive farts and gas, but associated with a male asshole.
I ate Taco Bell late last night and blew up the bathroom with massive gastosterone.
gastosterone by Bpickett78 January 25, 2017

North Gaston 

a high school out in the country full of dumb fucks that fight everyday , fein for nicotine , threatens to shoot up the school , and wanna be athletes that think their good but not .
i would hate to have to go to North Gaston for all 4 years

gaystapo 

militant homosexual activists. Instead of thugs they use lawyers to get thier way.
massachusetts has been taken over by the gaystapo
gaystapo by supafly rabbi May 28, 2004

Gaystapo 

The secret police force used by a fagtatorship to maintain power and control over society, forcing homosexuality, uniformity and obedience on all subjects of said society.
The Gaystapo are extensively used by the fagtatorial regime of 126 middlewood road.

Gaston Switch-a-rooh 

This is an unplanned sexual act. It occurs when a man is about to lick a girls clit but when he gets his head down there the smell gags him and he can't do it. But he likes the girl and doesn't want to embarass her so he quickly jumps up and shoves his penis in here mouth yelling "I forgot, ladies first."
Warren had been planning to eat Samantha all week at the party because he knew a girl as fine as her had to taste sweet but when his head got down there he had to pull a Gaston Switch-a-rooh.