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The Gay Best Friend 

The Gay Best Friend I have is named Samuel.

National Gay Best Friend Day 

March 28th: Take today to appreciate your gay best friend for all they do.
Today is National Gay Best Friend Day so I bought my gay best friend a cake.

honorary gay straight friend 

A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.
"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."

"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."

"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."

National Meet Up With Your Gay Best Friend Day 

Hit up your gay best friend and take them out to eat on August 9th
It's National Meet Up With Your Gay Best Friend Day, let's go eat!

gay friendzoned

When you're gay and you really like some guy (and you're not sure of his sexual orientation) and you end up being BFFs. You take the leap of faith and tell him and you get completely dumped. Worse than the friendzone because you don't just have zero chance, you have negative chance.
Person:
Man, you hook up with that ambiguous-orientation boy you like yet?

Other Person:
Naw, I got gay friendzoned. I really thought he would be into me, we were such good friends.

{true story}

gay friendly 

tolerant of people who are gay or lesbian
gay friendly by Ron Beacom May 23, 2008