gay as a window

To describe someone who is obviously gay i.e. marco from big brother

"Do you know Luke?"
"Luke? Oh yeah, he's as gay as a window isn't he?"

by steve July 6, 2004

gay as 2 dicks touching

when something is really gay

Those pink trainers are as gay as 2 dicks touching

by migumbo October 25, 2009

gay as balls

something really gay, very homosexual or stupid.

Jamie: dude, what the fuck.
Steve: Just wanted to touch your penis
Jamie: Man, that was gay as balls

by SheldonPretty November 26, 2006

gay as shit

When some1 is sooooo gay that you cant find another word for it. The only word that is possible to describe some1 soooooooo gay is the phrase gay as shit

Wow ur GAY AS SHIT
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ultimate

by BLIK August 18, 2006

Gay as Toast

Extremely homosexual in nature (implies the balls touching).

Rolls Rollslowski got with a dude in his nerd frat because he is gay as toast.

by Rolls Rollslowski August 18, 2006

gay as fuck

According to non-named MMA fighter, gay as fuck now refers to anybody who is currently in a heterosexual relationship, thus shifting our very understanding of current slang. TRANSFORMING the gay-marriage issue and negating any sort of mental processes in his brain.

"Is that your girlfriend Matt?

Yeah.
Man you're gay as fuck."

by emze September 9, 2010

gay as anal

Exactly what it sounds like.

Me: Hey! Hey you guy! You with the face! That shirt is gay as anal!
Guy with the Face: Eff you, buddy.

by Jesse Medeiros November 30, 2006