gasack

1) The portmanteau of gasp and attack; when you over- dramatically gasp, and enter a coughing fit.

2) When you are attacked by the gasps of judgement from those around you.

When Katie imitated the surfer fish laugh, Em and Eh fell into a gasack of surprise.

by santanshelper May 23, 2018

Schuldiner-gasm

The feeling of euphoria and/or sexual stimulation upon hearing an especially good riff or breakdown written by Chuck Schuldiner, frontman of the american death metal band "Death".

A Schuldner-gasm may be followed by any of the following: Ejaculation, tears of joy, muscle relaxation, etc,.

I was listening to "Empty Words" by Death, and when the intro ended and went into the main riff, I had a Schuldiner-gasm and creamed my jeans.

by Kjriches June 14, 2010

Gasmgasm

When you are so thrilled about the possibility of having an orgasm, you actually have an orgasm.

-Hey Jimmy, I'm excited!
-Why?
-I'm gonna get laid tonight!
-Really?
-Yea...oooooooooooh...gasmgasm!

gasm to the power of 2

by The Orgasminator April 14, 2010

Floyd-gasm

A term used to discribe the feeling you get while listening, seeing, or thinking about anything that has to do with Pink Floyd.

Jerica: "Oh man, Roger Waters (Bass Guitar) just gave me a HUGE Floyd-gasm in that song!"
Sam: "Man, shut up. Buster, trick, MARK!"

by OldPink November 17, 2009

obama-gasm

The state of rapture displayed by democrats and liberal pundits over the prospects of Barak Obama in the 2008 Presidential race.

Did you see the old hens on "the View" having Obama-gasms this morning? It was embarrassing.

by james savik February 14, 2008

ass-gasm

an orgasm stimulated by penetration of the ass.

my girlfriend just had an ass-gasm

by Kerndog October 26, 2003

Mac-gasm

When Apple fanboys get a little too excited about the release of any new Apple product.

When Chris walked into the Apple store and saw the new iPad on display, he was so excited that he had a mac-gasm.

by HereComesTheSun91 June 4, 2010