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garage scientist 

This is someone that can be described by one of the following terms: amateur scientist, basement scientist, backyard scientist, citizen scientist, do-it-yourself scientist (DIY scientist), hobby scientist, non-degreed scientist, self-educated scientist, self-taught scientist, kid scientist, or student scientist. This is someone who performs scientific experiments in their garage, basement or backyard, done as a student or as a hobby. This is in contrast to a professional scientist or expert with an actual degree in the scientific field in question, particularly those who engage in scientific research as part of their job and particularly those who experiment in a laboratory or other controlled environment.
“I worry about the garage scientist, about the do-your-own scientist, about the person who just wants to try and see if they can do it.”
garage scientist by Xpacetrue July 29, 2020
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Dutch Garage Sale 

Selling prostitutes on your front lawn, in the middle of the day.
I went to the dutch garage sale after lunch.

garage shopping 

the act of either breaking or sneaking into a foreign garage, hoping to gain something of value. most commonly alcohol.
"we need some beer but we're broke"
"no problem. let's go to the johnson's and do some garage shopping"
garage shopping by JiMbOmUrPhY April 26, 2006

garage sale 

Usually used in snow skiing or snowboarding. When a rider has a horrible wipe-out with clothing and gear spread all over the slope, looking like a yard sale.
Man! Bob just made a huge yardsale going down the black diamond
garage sale by the brehmander August 31, 2003

garage sale 

When people get all their useless old crap and put it on their driveway/lawn, set the price, and sell it to people
The computer I'm writing this on has parts from a garage sale in it.
garage sale by sum yungai August 31, 2003

Garage Sale 

When a skier/snowboarder wipes out HARD. Usually results in eqipment going one way, clothes and goggles going another way, and the actual person eating shit.
Guy 1 on the chairlift: Dude did you see that shit!
Guy 2 on the chairlift: I know man, poor guy had a complete garage sale.
Garage Sale by Kanary November 16, 2010

garage sale 

If 'garage sale' was an innuendo for anal sex I would snicker more on weekends
garage sale by buckeh November 29, 2013