Fat Churchy. Best example is Margarite Perrin from Trading Spouses. Insane behavior in the name of fake Christianity, people who cherry pick from the big book of bad ideas, and somehow these Karens are also always fat.
That furchie wants to lecture me about god, but she weighs 300 lbs, so she missed the part about the body being a temple.
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The act of shitting diarrhea into a portable toilet, clawing it out with one’s hand, smearing it on the walls to make a nude self portrait, and jerking off to it
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