FUCKOLOGY

How Fucking works, you normally get this in biology class

teacher: Hello class, today we are learning about the human the human reproductive system.
student: so we are learning fuckology?
teacher; technically yes

by yyhyyjkkkk October 22, 2019

fuckeulogy

What you say about someone who's died ... but that you hate. (Word coined by John Oliver from the humorous podcast "The Bugle.")

One of the late night guys gave a fuckeulogy to Osama bin Laden.

by Bob the Atheist June 13, 2011

fuckeulogy

A speech or tribute in celebration of the death of someone without whom the world is a better place. Coined by John Oliver on "The Bugle" podcast.

Rather than being given a single memorial service, as one fuckeulogy wouldn't be enough, Osama bin Laden was given fuckeulogies all over the globe.

by Bugler_RichieG July 10, 2011

FuckYouDog

Any big or badass animal that protects it's owner, babies or possessions.

1.The Honey badger "PTSD service animal" is a FUCKYOUDOG because when you screw with it's handler it will FUCK YOU UP.

2. The baby girls Lioness pet is a FUCKYOUDOG because when the little boy teased the girl the Lioness took off his arm.

3. When the burglar realised the owner of the house has a FUCKYOUDOG (Rottweiler, Big angry dog) he decided to leave without the loot.

by The Dog Handler June 6, 2018

Fuckaulogy

n. somebody who feels neglected or feeling like an error!
adj. state of feeling useless to everyone

He was left alone at home, was a fuckaulogy in that

by Efii June 8, 2021

Fuckeulogy

A speech given at a funeral for someone you could care less about and who was a shitty person when they were alive.

I can’t hang tonight, I’m busy writing a Fuckeulogy for my loser asshole pedophile uncle that just died cuz no one else wants to do it

by Girlfriday August 12, 2025