Dick fuck

A type of defencive tower in games that fire lasers at your paratroopers; especially prism towers from command and conquer red alert two.

"What?! That god damm dick fuck just zapped all my fucking paratroopers!"

by TomatoCzar May 8, 2008

school fucking sucks dick

fucking shit school and no one likes it lol

john- hey what's up school fucking sucks dick aye

doe- yea fuck school it can suck my fucking dick 😭😭

by your local grocery store September 21, 2023

Fuck my dick off

Usually used when you are frustrated with yourself, such as losing your keys, or losing at Trivia HQ when your on the last question. Not to be confused with Get the fuck off my dick.

"I can't find my girl, fuck my dick off."

by holveck June 1, 2018

piece of fucking dildo dick

What piece, though?

Person A: You piece of fucking dildo dick!
Person B: What piece, though?
Person C: Presumably, a piece of fucking dildo dick.
Repeat exchange between person B and person C ad infinitum with variations.

by SmackThatBootyLikePOW July 25, 2017

Are you fucking my dick?!

Are you serious?
Are you joking?

Jee: Wanna practice today?
Doc: Are you fucking my dick?! we practiced all day yesterday. give me a break
Jee: come on brotha, we need to practice 8 days a week to be champs brotha
Doc: stop saying brotha like your black or something, and there is only 7 days in a week
Jee: ARE YOU FUCKING MY DICK......hit it brotha!!!

by wissstates10 May 23, 2010

Dick fuck

When a autistic person does something sus

Person 1: fuck me in the ass u cunt
Person 2: no you dick fuck

by Dick fuck@ pussy dildo December 20, 2020

A complete fucking monster dick

When you can't decide between complete dick and complete monster.. Can refer to a partner who swindles you out of 30k and then breaks up with you to hookup with someone asap

Me: "I just got bamboozled. I thought it was the real deal, but I just lost everything.. :("

Friend: "damn. You just waisted a year and a half on a complete fucking monster dick."

P.S. both of those are actually just me, I'm just really sad..

by IjustgotTotallybamboozled June 5, 2021