october 31 national fuck your neighbor day 

october 31 also known as halloween is national fuck your neighbor day, we goin be outside anyway so might aswell knock on their door and be like "can i eat your chocolate" him- "ya here are some snickers and twix" you-"not those'' and then push him in his house and lock the door and go to his room and fuck him.

someone- 'what r u doing for halloween' me-its october 31 national fuck your neighbor day so i finna fuck him wbu'

october 31 national fuck your neighbor day by sama loves bennett October 21, 2020

Fuck your ex day 

On May 1st Pick your favorite ex and FUCK . FUCK LIKE THERE IS NOT TOMORROW!

Boy: You know we fucking right?

Girl: Your my ex!

Boy: I know but your my favorite ex and I need sum pussy.

Girl : I mean you do give good dick.

Boy: Bet
Girl: Only because it’s Fuck your ex day!

Fuck your ex day by Xxxporno.xvx.com May 1, 2019

Fuck your uncle day 

You can fuck you hot and sexy ass uncle ;) have fun y’all

I wanna fuck my uncle :there’s a fuck your uncle day

Fuck your uncle day by Xpr3ty_lissyX January 1, 2021

Fuck your friend Day 

Fuck your friend day is the national day where you can fuck one friend.
The day is every friday.

Daniel: Oh my god Serwan, today is fuck your friend day!
Serwan: Letzdoit!

Fuck your friend Day by Norman Angile January 10, 2023

National fuck your crush day 

The day to fuck your crush. Skip the small talk get straight to fuckin.

“Hey Sarah”
“Yeah?”
“Its november 10th, national fuck your crush day!”
“Oh bet”

National fuck your crush day by Stretch47 November 3, 2020

National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day 

February 12

Person 1: Babe do you know what day it is?
Person 2: Omg it’s feb 12 isn’t it?!
Person 1: Yeah it’s National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day :)

National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day by ibeslangin February 2, 2021

National fuck your teddy day 

At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!

At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after

every social media post you do!

Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.

The National fuck your teddy day is often defined as:
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.

National fuck your teddy day by German Knowledge Master February 18, 2021