Fuck My Tits

Exclamation marking profound emotion. Commonly applied to situations involving:

1) Exasperation or stress
2) Near-orgasmic satisfaction with life

1) "Fucking orgo test tomorrow and I haven't even begun memorizing my hundred characters for Intensive Introduction to Chinese.... Holy shit, AND a paper on goddamned T.S. Elliot. Fuck my tits, Matt. Fuck my tits."

2) "OMG I just had Chipotle after three months of abstinence. Fuck my tits fuck my tits fuck my tits."

by emoysha October 14, 2009

Fuck My Titties

Also referred to as FMT, is a song written by local band Tonic Rapture, FMT has also been used as an exclamation.

1. Singing, Fuck my titties do da do!

2. An exclamation, OUCH MY TOE!! FUCK MY TITTIES!

1. Andrew- Hm you should try and climb that wall!

Hannah- Noo! im gonna hurt myself... ok fine!!

Andrew- Omg ur gonna fall off!

Hannah- FUCK MY TITTIES I FELL!!!!!!

KiKi- I knew you were gonna fall....

2. Fuck my titties! do da do! (pronounced fuck my tittes doot da doo)

by Bepsrockk July 7, 2011

fuck your tits off

A catch phrase used by Louis C.K. when talking to his wife, Kim. From The series "Lucky Louie"
It means he wants to put his weener in her.

"I'm gonna fuck your tits off" (pushes Kim into the closet and shuts the door)

by Misters Danny Dutra and Dickball Macleod September 19, 2008

Fuck the Titans

A defiant reply to a friend's encouragement to stop hooking up with a guy. Used as a contradiction to the phrase "Remember the Titans" which is used to remind friends of past mistakes.

Friend #1: Katie, Remember the Titans!
Friend #2: Fuck the Titans, he's too hot to pass up!

by Katie-squared May 16, 2007

Fuck Shit Cock Tits Balls

something said at high school for comedy or said by someone with touretts syndrome.
Fuck Shit Cock Tits Balls!

Fuck Shit Cock Tits Balls!
Fuck Shit Cock Tits Balls to you too Liam

by Fuck Shit Cock Tits Balls December 15, 2008

titty cut fuck

Where your getting really intimate with a girl and then you take a blade and you cut off your nipple of choice and fuck her in the literal tit and then once you’ve been relieved you sew it back on.

Guy 1: Bro last night she let me titty cut fuck her
Guy 2: Dude my girl won’t let me do it yet. FUCKKK

by tittycutfuck March 9, 2021

Titty fuck the lasagna

A way of saying "I love you" in italian

Babe, titty fuck the lasagna

by GeraldtheHerald2012 February 28, 2019