Damn, Derek is such a fruit cake with plastic surgery and Botox slobbering at that dick picture he found on the internet yesterday
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My phone has glitched during a business call......the fruitcakery.
Look at the way he's dressed, multi coloured trousers and purple shoes. The fucking fruitcakery of him.
My car is fucking broken, again. The fruitcakery.
Lost my keys. The fruitcakery.
This fucking situation (is a mess)....the fruitcakery.
You spilt chocolate milkshake over her wedding dress and the fucking dog. Unbelievable...the fruitcakery *shakes head*.
My phone has glitched during a business call......the fruitcakery.
Look at the way he's dressed, multi coloured trousers and purple shoes. The fucking fruitcakery of him.
My car is fucking broken, again. The fruitcakery.
Lost my keys. The fruitcakery.
This fucking situation (is a mess)....the fruitcakery.
You spilt chocolate milkshake over her wedding dress and the fucking dog. Unbelievable...the fruitcakery *shakes head*.
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2. Someone who is completely insane.
3. A cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
2. Someone who is completely insane.
3. A cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
1. Uncle Jim married Pete? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!
2. Uncle Jim married a blender? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!
3. Me: What's a fruitcake?
Someone Else: It's a cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
Me: Drenched in scotch? Sounds like my Uncle Jim.
2. Uncle Jim married a blender? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!
3. Me: What's a fruitcake?
Someone Else: It's a cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
Me: Drenched in scotch? Sounds like my Uncle Jim.
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