Cheese-Loving Fagistan

Another word for the country of France!
Often used in the derogatory sense.

French Guy: Stop calling it Cheese-Loving Fagistan!(said in French)
Me: ......no

by James J. July 30, 2007

San Franciscan Kiss

The act of two males masturbating with one another. Whilst doing this, one male close to orgasm will place the tip of his urethra with the other male's urethra and ejaculate inside.

Note to self: Never ask for a San Franciscan Kiss in San Francisco. Hell, never ask for one.

by I'm not giving you my name D:< March 22, 2009

San Franciscan Pileup

The act of two males masturbating with one another and ejaculating at the same exact time. The result is the ejaculated sperm colliding with one another.
This should not be confused with a "San Franciscan Kiss", which is similar, but one male ejaculates into the urethra of another man during or before the other male's orgasm.

"Man, did you see Jack & Terry's room?"
"Yeah. It looked like a pulled a San Franciscan Pileup on the place!"

by I'm not giving you my name D:< March 22, 2009

San Franciscan Teapot

To shit in a kettle and boil it, then use the steaming mixture to douche your girlfriend

Fernando: Dude I gave my girl a San Franciscan Teapot last night

Horatio: That must have hurt!

Fernando: I know. She was hot and wet, if you know what I mean!!!!!!!

by sorest rump June 14, 2010

Cheese Loving Fagistan

See: France

A country where bitching and moaning about what America does is not only done on a daily basis, it's the countries favorite past time.

Dude, screw France, i would never want to go to that Cheese Loving Fagistan of a country. ever.

by Mik3y July 21, 2007

San Franciscan Wank

A dutch rudder during which the man holds a shake weight instead of his penis. Ironically, this is a safe for work act and the acronym for the term is also SFW.

At the White Elephant party, Scott got stuck with the shake weight, so Tim gave him a San Franciscan Wank to make him feel better.

by Turbo Mayonaise December 29, 2010

Franstanchenzant

1. When you secretly do the wrong thing on the job because it is easiest (thinking you will get in trouble at work) but you get promoted because the boss did the same wrong thing and sees you as part of his "team".
2. Promotion for being a fuckup.

I got a Franstanchenzant at work today.

by Dr. Jookers January 14, 2008