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Junker Flunker

1. An old car that doesn't qualify for the $4,500 cash trade-in incentive from the government because it gets more than 15 mpg.
2. The sudden realization that your old beater vehicle is lost in the twilight zone between "generally worthless" and "totally worthless," forcing you to keep driving it for another year -- at least.
"I just looked up the mileage for my 1996 RAV4. The stupid Junker Flunker gets 16 mpg, which means I won't be getting any of that government cash after all. Drat!"
by Peter Kobs July 29, 2009
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anal fountain

When an overweight, 50 year old man lays naked on his stomach with diarrhea squirting out of his ass and some 20 year old whores on dog leashes drinking out of it. A decent percentage of the time you will find Hugh Hefner masturbating from a distance.
"Yo bitch-dick, you see that anal fountain. Sheryl be chuggin' down that shit!"
by Fagotory Climax November 22, 2016
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Freedom From Religion Foundation

An American freethought organization based in Madison, Wisconsin. Its purposes, as stated in its bylaws, are to promote the separation of church and state and to educate the public on matters relating to atheism, agnosticism and nontheism.
Freedom From Religion Foundation pointed out to the ignorant politician the Treaty of Tripoli as proof of the separation of church and state.
by akrking April 20, 2010
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Flunk

Fail a class, course, or an entire school. Basically, you need to put a lot more effort in.
They kicked me out. I wasn't supposed to come back after Christmas vacation on account of I was flunking four subjects and not applying myself and all.
by red_hunting_hat November 13, 2016
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fonky chonky

slang term for “funky” exclusively used when referring to music.
Person 1: *plays rap song*
Person 2: oh. That’s some of that fonky chonky
by MrMeøw September 22, 2019
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Wikimedia Foundation

The guy that owns Wikipedia, wikibooks, wikiversity, wikisource...
and manage/pays for their servers
Wikimedia Foundation's annual budget for 2007 was 5 millions USD
by Hellsing cat October 3, 2008
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Roman Fountain

A Roman Fountan is when a girl sits on a toilet and takes a piss while performing the act of fellatio on a man.
"I can't believe Teddy got that nun to do a Roman Fountain."

"Yea dude she made it rain"

"Thats fucking gross"

"There is actually nothing more natural than a Roman Fountain."
by Gapino March 21, 2009
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