fortnight

A slang word to express the physical strength of a person as being too weak (two week)

That kid's so frickin fortnight

by creaturecalydon December 11, 2009

fortnight sex skin

this fart night smex skin will multiply your orgazim by how many pupes you have (WORKS)(WORKS)(WORKS)(WORKS)

the fortnight sex skin muliplyed my semen prodution by 50, my mommy was very mad, I'm in big big trouble, my moomy doesn't like my taste

by M0mSlayer2000 December 8, 2021

fuck free fortnight

A 14 day or two week period in which one dose not engage in sexual intercorse.

Man I haven’t had sex in like two weeks it’s been a fuck free fortnight.

by No nutt April 14, 2019

fortnight

Fortnight is a word that means a period of two weeks. It is commonly used in the sense of kidnapping victim having been violated or beaten for said amount of time. however has no negative or sexual connotation on it's own.

1) I was kidnapped by pirates, they raped and violated me for a fortnight.
2) hello i haven't seen you on a fortnight.
3) like my new tattoo i got it a fortnight ago.

by sexygerl February 25, 2017

Fortnightitis

An unhealthy obsession to playing Fortnite.

Random person: Did you hear about that guy who spent £400 on Fortnite?
Me: Yeah, He has got Fortnightitis!
Random person: Oh no, That's serious!

by The_Mockingjay February 28, 2019

Fortnightitis

An unhealthy obsession to playing Fortnite.

Random person: Did you hear about that guy who spent £400 on Fortnite?
Me: Yeah, He has got Fortnightitis!
Random person: Oh no, That's serious!

by The_Mockingjay February 28, 2019

Fortnight

A survival game played by people who think that immigrants take all jobs and rely on sport for their future

Oh look Jimmy's being a lil bitch and playing on fortnight because he's got no life, poor Jimmy

by MIZHOG1983 May 16, 2018