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Ford

For Only Retarted Drivers
Here I sit broken hearted... Bought a ford that almost started.
by Chevy June 28, 2003
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ford

Fulfills
Off
Road
Demands
An acronym for Ford.
by NicoleB October 25, 2007
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Ford

First On Race Day. Period.
That Ford Mustang GT just beat my Civic!? How can that be?! I thought my 6 foot spoiler and super fast decal stickers made me faster... I don't get it!
by yoyo23 August 22, 2004
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Ford

First On Race Day. One of the most reliable cars on the planet. A car that will outlast any Chevrolet (Cracked heads every valve rattles oil leaks every time)
Q:Carl Edwards won again, what does he drive?
A: Ford

FIRST ON RACE DAY
by wrktruk October 16, 2008
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Ford

The absolute worst manufacturer and vehicle ever even thought of. The trucks are so crappy! Especiallly with the Powerstroke engines! The Mustangs are not that great. A Dodge Challenger would smoke it so easily in a quarter mile. The suv's are small and slow. Everything is very crappily built. Everything is wicked slow! Just get a Dodge!
"Hey man, did you just see me kill thawt twin turbo Ford Powerstroke with my stockCummins?"

"Heck yeah dude! Ford sucks!
by Dodgefreak June 5, 2011
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Ford

F or
O ff
R oad
D riving
dude, lets take that ford to the desert!!!
by B123456789k November 5, 2008
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