The new, redesigned, peppy "muscle" car of the future that will only be available in 4-cylinders totally making a mockery of the Mustang line, all to please the global warming fantics and enviromentalists.

2016 Ford Mustang: Think rebadged base Ford Probe...or escort.

2016 Ford Mustang by 96mustang gt owner October 9, 2009

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White 2014 Ford Mustang

The White 2014 Ford Mustang is for people who are either really desperate for attention or believe they are a alphalete so they should get more girls than everyone else. Typically, owners of the 2014 White Mustang measure in at roughly 2.5 cm for you know what. They also tend to be virgins and bodybuilders that go to 24 Hour Fitness and still can't lift anything because they are gay. Sadly, they will get their first kiss when they reach the age of 58 and 278 days because they are gay.

"OMG! Is that a 'White 2014 Ford Mustang'???? I must be in the presence of a gay try hard! I am so jealous!"
"Yeah bro it is, you're about to get butt fucked bro."

White 2014 Ford Mustang by gayb00t7munchr69 December 4, 2019

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A person who posts 6 shitty photos on instagram a week all of shitty car brands. Tall, blonde normally quite deep-voiced, but takes a lot of days of school to play GTA V on his xbox.

Wow, you really are a fordmustang_x

fordmustang_x by Idris Khwaja February 19, 2018

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