fly of despair

Life in a nutshell. The deep, seemingly endless vortex of horror that the Flying Dutchman threw Squidward in for his whining. A reference to the Spongebob Squarepants episode "Shanghaied"

Dude, my life is so depressing, it's like the fly of despair.

by UrbanDUser06 November 16, 2018

Fly's dick

A fly's dick is used to describe a very small measurement.

The bottom of the picture just has to go to the right a fly's dick more and it will be perfectly straight.

by camjoo February 17, 2009

southern no fly zone donkey punch

having sex with a girl doggy style and then you pull out and put it in her butt, when she looks back you punch her in the face and then pull out again and put it in the woo hah again.

Man... I were humpin dis bitch and I bussed out a mad sick southern no fly zone donkey bunch on her ass

by Biggie and Bunnie November 29, 2004

Fly and die

In rowing, the (usually novice) mistakes of starting a piece far harder/faster than you can sustain, resulting in a catastrophic 'blow up', and finishing at a snail's pace.

Have you seen Ben's core erg?! Talk about fly and die!

by elflover99 September 12, 2024

fly where eagles dare

1. To be so ambitious as to lack hubris. To challenge the gods themselves. Often results in glorious failure.

2. An Iron Maiden song.

1. Icarus flew high into the sky with his wax wings, ignoring his father's warnings. The higher he flew the more the heat of the sun melted his wings, causing him to plummet to his death.

2. Dave saw a pair of crazy buffalo plaid pants in the store window display. He muttered "i shall fly where eagles dare" and marched inside.

by papa_jack December 15, 2009

fly swatter touchdown dance

This is the domestic spin on Football's Touchdown Dance. A dance that occurs whilst holding a fly swatter, once a highly elusive fly has finally met it's fatal smash-down.

Scenario to prompt a dance: I chased that annoying fly all over the house! It was a close call after losing valuable fly-swatting opportunities when it landed on the family dog, I finally got the sucker!

Fly Swatter Touchdown Dance Description:
While holding the fly swatter valiantly into the air like a sword, commence ridiculous hip swings, two steps, holding up the number one, or for the extra flourish Moon Walk!

by Daskys October 5, 2012

Fly of girls dark blue panty undies.

Which girls pee on the potty through which they wet their dark blue panty undies less, since when girls pee their unambulatory to take of their dark blue panty undies.

Esp girls under 10 will feel good of the fly of girls dark blue panty undies.

by Turo Fernandez September 26, 2018