Flatulated

To expel digestive gasses through the rectum (bootyhole)

Dude, I flatulated in her eye when she was tossing my salad

by Hung Like A Fieldmouse December 6, 2019

Flatmate Risotto

When you want to make dinner with your university flatmates so you use the by-products from your orgy with them to make risotto.

Flatmate 1: oh man I really fancy some risotto but the local supermarket is out of ingredients
Flatmate 2: I know, why don't we make Flatmate Risotto?

by HugeDaddy69 January 25, 2022