fathermocker

An alternative to the offensive "motherfucker". In theory, someone who would mock their father.

I can't believe that fathermocker ate all of my marshmallows!

by Travelshark44 August 22, 2012

throat feathers

Strands of jism that stick in you partners mouth and throat after you've cum in it.

After I'd shot off in her mouth she opened wide and I could see the throat feathers.

by reggiefubar August 5, 2009

cooter feathers

Pubic hair which was missed during a grooming of the cooter region, and now is dangling past your panty line.

"She really should pluck those cooter feathers when she sunbaths by the pool."

by clrmind July 28, 2014

Fathers Day

The only day of the year teenage boys don't want a gift.

'Get anything this fathers day?'
'Nope, safe for this year man.'

by sea_monster June 16, 2013

horse feathers

A politically correct substitute for horseshit.

That is a pile of horse feathers.

by Adam Henry July 14, 2005

Freshmen fathers

Fathers who have a freshmen daughter at a college/university.

Upperclassmen male: "Freshmen fathers, thank you for your daughters!"

by .max. June 17, 2009

bird feathers

when a girl is on the bottom during sex and the friction of her head being rubbed back and forth on the pillow causes the hair on the back of her head to tangle forming a knot of hair that sticks out like bird feathers

i was fucking this girl hard from on top and she got some huge bird feathers

by johncamacho May 3, 2010