five finger discount

(slang)(euphemism)
1. the act of shoplifting, petty theft.
2. taking an object, using all five fingers, and concealing said object within an article of clothing or a bag.
3. occasionally a coupon can be used along side the five fingers

girls hate gifts that are obtained through the five finger discount

by maniacxxl January 4, 2009

five finger discount

Stealing.

The punishment for thievery in certain middle eastern countries possibly includes cutting off all five fingers from the hand that stole the goods. Hence, your discounted price of $0 includes five of your fingers, or a "five finger discount".

by diesel weasel May 16, 2013

Five fingers of stink

The act of cupping ones hand over ones own bare buttocks when farting. To complete the act you rapidly raise your cupped hand to your nose and take a deep breath to sample your odor from your hand.

My farts were deadly, yet I could not help myself from performing the five fingers of stink.

by Moldred August 23, 2010

five finger finney

When ya vag so loose that one person can fit 5 fingers in it

Girl: my pussy tight!
Boy: Stop lyin bitch you got that five finger Finney

by trapjesus ass licker December 5, 2014

five finger quesadilla

An evolution of the two finger taco tango although for duets not solo performance. Developed by the Hairless Albino Yeti of Western North Carolina. Renowned as the Yeti's finishing move.

I was nervous yet captivated when I first experienced the five finger quesadilla. Now I'll never go back.

by Yeti spagetti May 21, 2016

five finger download

Illegally downloading copyrighted media.

"Hey man, that's the new Superman movie, it's not even on DVD yet, how did you get it?"

"Five finger download, dude!"

by Bluegrass January 13, 2014

The Five Fingered Brown

When fisting someone in the anus, and coming out with fecies on your hand or fingers

Pedro was so drunk, that he went home and recieved The Five Fingered Brown from his wife.

by Juice21 March 6, 2007