Fitzered

Getting a blowjob from a “girl” with an Adam’s Apple.

Dude, I think I got Fitzered last night!

by Ckahhehdbs November 9, 2019

patrick fitzgerald

V. Homosexual

That Patrick fitzgerald is a homosexual

by Outbreak Prime January 19, 2017

Ryan Fitzgerald

That kid who is always a lebron fan and he is the only one that thinks he da goat

lebron fans a refered to a ryan fitzgeralds

by Lebronfan123 October 15, 2020

Max Fitzgerald

someone who is obsessed with men’s assholes. he pretends he isn’t by saying other people like them.

max fitzgerald:

max: jake you love lennex’s asshole
jake: why do you always bring it up
max: you r gay

by annefrank_ishot November 19, 2019

FitzgerOWNED

To get embarrassed in a football game, similarly to the way Larry Fitzgerald embarrasses his opponents

The Number one defense in the NFL just got FitzgerOWNED in the superbowl

by Miami Gunslinger February 1, 2009

Scott Fitzgerald

What REAL fans call the writer. (Frances) Scott Fitzgerald would certainly have not gone around calling himself F. Scott. He was a writer who had it all: class, charm, genius and alcohol dependence. He loved the bottle, but by god, that's no crime. Scott Fitzgerald helped Hemingway get published with Charles Scribner and Sons, a fact people often overlook. In return, Hemingway treated him like a douche. Scott Fitzgerald is the original rock star writer, making as much as 3,000 dollars for a short story to the Saturday Evening Post (This is in the twenties mind you, so imagine the equivalence in today's economy). He wrote hard, drank harder, and died tragically at forty four in Hollywood.

Tom: "Have you read The Great Gatsby? Scott Fitzgerald sure can write."

Jay: "Yes, I have old sport, but it's no This Side of Paradise
That book was the tits.

Ex.
Guy: "Hemingway is god!"

Girl: "Yes, but he's no Scott Fitzgerald."

by CharlesDarby December 18, 2011

Fitzgerald Scale

A scale used to measure the awkwardness of a situation. The Fitzgerald Scale is divided into ten subunits, called 'Geralds'. Each Gerald is in turn divided into ten Subgeralds, which gives 100 possible levels of awkwardness. One Gerald is a commonly awkward level, where a ten Gerald situation would be a scarring event.

Man, the atmosphere of that party was off the Fitzgerald scale when we decided to leave

by Reality 2.0 October 20, 2011