Fitch

To cotch with a polecat/ ferret.

'fitch' similar to 'cotch' but instead of relaxing with ones self or friends, relaxing with ones polecat/ ferret.

Up on Box Hill fitch I will.

I am going to fitch.

I went fitching.

by Snatalia June 02, 2009

Fitch

A person that is fit and rich

Oh my, he's so Fitch!

by Jimjam1995 July 18, 2015

Fitch

Noun: (pl) Fitches
1. A derogatory term derived from "friend" and "bitch."

2. The worst kind of backstabbing frenemy.

Beyonce's friends secretly filmed her screwing Bob, and then sent the tape to his 70 year old mother. They were total fitches.

by pinkpanther12 March 09, 2012

Fitch

When you don't have time to call someone a fucking bitch, call 'em a fitch!

Murder: ...And after you die, I will kill your momma! *Grabs knife and starts to aim for womans head*
Woman: You fitch!

by Demzi November 30, 2004

Fitch

A fit bitch. Can be used affectionately for close friends (1) or used offensively for enemies or frenemies (2).

Often used to express jealousy about someone you hate.

(1)
Beth: Hey, fitch!
Megan: Hey there!

(2)
Beth: Megan's such a fitch. I hate her so freaking much.

by Layla Perry February 13, 2009

fitching

Fake-bitching. When someone bitches for the sake of agreeing with someone, rather than because they actually feel the need or severely dislike the person.

sha'naynay: omg that girl is such a skank! she stole my boyfriend!

fa'naynay: yeah her hair's kinda bad.

sha'naynay: stop fitching, i'm really upset!

by celeryisbest November 25, 2009

Fitching

Verb: The act of inflating or gassing anothers ego in an extraordinary way. Usually based on false statements.

Fitch: my faulttttt 6 packkkkk?
Henry: stop fitching

by My Fault April 14, 2011