A person who gets friend-zoned in invisible ink. Usually occurs immediately after the subject inexplicably brings up their sexual history with an ex-girlfriend during a casual conversation with a female of interest.
"Bro, are you okay? You look like you just got Finny Butthole'd."
"Did you hear? She totally Finny Butthole'd him."
"Don't be a Finny Butthole, keep your ex's name out your mouth."
"Did you hear? She totally Finny Butthole'd him."
"Don't be a Finny Butthole, keep your ex's name out your mouth."
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A person who's name is John followed by a middle name beginning with "Finn-" . Most commonly given to teenagers or adults with short necks, loud mouths, annoying but overall awesome people.
by Enzo Ferelli April 9, 2005
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I always carry a Capt Finny for the times out on the 'sea of love'. Capt Finny keeps my sea men from going to the overboard depths of child support.
by roy dor November 30, 2007
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Adam was about to start eating Jackie out when he was struck by her fanny mist & taken aback by the fumes he says "Jackie you have fanny mist i think you need a shower"
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The calculation:
Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has
Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers
Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation
For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
The calculation:
Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has
Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers
Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation
For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
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Fannybaws, he's a fearsome pirate
Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas
Fannybaws, with the black flag flying
Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas
Fannybaws, with the black flag flying
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