A nice country with beautiful nature. Everything is pretty well organised. The food is great. Education is perfect. The hospitals are like 5 stars hotels. Low criminality rate. You don't need any drugs to get stoned as the constant darkness makes you feel stoned for at least 2 weeks after you arrive there until you get used to it. People drink too much and they get ridiculous, like vomiting everywhere, pee on the street in front of other people (women do it, too, I was a witness) and give blow jobs in clubs' toilets. It's so weird, how come they always need to get so drunk to have fun or flirt. The clubs close very early. If you don't like heavy metal music, you won't be happy if you live there.
by Mauve Muffin August 07, 2011
by Good Sofa August 13, 2022
There is no such thing as Finland. What’s a Finland?
by imriddikulus September 29, 2020
That....country....that resides....somewhere in Europe.
They have great people, great landmarks, and have great living conditions!
Surgeon General Warning: Above conditions have been imagined. Such remarks about Finland may not actually be true.
However, one thing you can definitely count on is that people will treat you like a brother, no matter what race you are.
They have great people, great landmarks, and have great living conditions!
Surgeon General Warning: Above conditions have been imagined. Such remarks about Finland may not actually be true.
However, one thing you can definitely count on is that people will treat you like a brother, no matter what race you are.
by BusinessMan July 18, 2005
by ElatedJay20 October 14, 2021
The most boring country ever, even though the people are quite nice (they don't look too good though). Finland was never a part of the big viking aera, and because of that they're badmouthing the vikings and the great countries they came from.
Finland is also a rather cold country, your hands might freeze if you go there.
What a dull country...
Finland is also a rather cold country, your hands might freeze if you go there.
What a dull country...
(In finland)
Hey! What are we gonna do today?
Lets go to Norway! :D We all love that country, don't we?
Oh yeah. Finland should so be a part of Norway.
Hey! What are we gonna do today?
Lets go to Norway! :D We all love that country, don't we?
Oh yeah. Finland should so be a part of Norway.
by Harald September 26, 2006
by mr. clean the mean machine April 01, 2009