female 

This isnt a weblog, i know, but i have to post this little thought:
Why do some women call all men chauvanistic sexists when that in itself is a sexist statement?
The main gripe about guys like myself who dont concern themselves with the "lower extremites" of the female body (I am not gay, just considerate) is that they are so goddam subtle in screwing with people (Some of our more devious sisters). Us guys, if we want revenge will mess your ass up by laying the SMACKDOWN right then an there, the devious sisters will set up a ten step plan to screw you up for years...

Shadow: Yep, i love females...however, some of them are kinda....
Shanjay: Bitchy? Yep, evil sisters really just mess up male/female relations worldwide

And yes, most guys are assholes

female by Shanjay April 21, 2005

Female 

Concrete Noun: One of the TWO Genders.

Midwife: It’s a Girl (Female)!

Female by MWE2004 December 27, 2021

Female 

The scientific name for Iron Man.

no way is that female

no that's iron man

Female by baggert August 10, 2022

Female 

The non guy, the person who is not a male, a feminine nonman, someone who just does not be a boy

Person: Hey, are you a guy, boy, man, male
Female: no I'm girl
Person: Intercourse?

Female by A man who is a woman male March 17, 2021

Female 

The one with the egg.

Female is the opposite gender to male(yes there are only two)

Female by NamNat March 13, 2018

Female 

Something so much males see as an object for sex when they’re equally humans like us 😐

this is coming from a 13 year old boy

Yo bro, look at that peng ting over there im gonna get her number and do her hard all night probably gonna dump her right after but it’s all about the pussy if it’s shaved because it HAS to be

female

Female by reqliity December 13, 2020

Female 

magical creatures that can bleed for a week without dying.

my week is almost up!
week of what?
My period, silly. i am a female.

Female by Smile_If_You're_PissedX) February 6, 2010