Felog

The specific act of walking in a hallway of a house and you stub your toe turning the corner, resulting in an immediate reaction which causes you to hit your elbow on the corner as well.

"oh man, I had a straight up felog a few minutes ago..."

"DUDE, DID YOU JUST FELOG?"

"I felogged so hard earlier."

by Seff in Space September 24, 2021

felony favor

To do someone a criminal favor without compensation--usually used in reference to buying drugs for someone without making any profit to balance out the risk involved.

"She wanted me to go down to Alphabet City and cop some cocaine for her and wouldn't even give me ten dollars for my trouble--fuck no, I'm not doing any felony favors!"

by Caty S January 17, 2009

Felony Ring(s)

white, sometimes crusty remnants of post-nasal drip caused by "doing a line" or "some lines" of an illegal substance such as cocaine or methaphetamine (speed). Possession of any of these illegal drugs is classified as a felony. These remnants will often form ring(s) in the opening of the nasal passages.
Felony Ring(s)

Those felony ring(s) are going to get you fired!

I know what he had for lunch. Look at those felony ring(s).

Always check your nose in the mirror for felony ring(s) after lunch.

by G's Spot July 20, 2008

Felony Flats

Neighborhood in S.E. Portland Oregon where most of the population are ex felons AKA the White boy hood

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by The Butcher WoodstockMafia March 12, 2013

felony rings

A circle of powder, ringing the inside of one's nostril which can be left over (or I suppose even BUILD UP) from the ingestion of an illegal drug in powder form by "snorting", or quickly inhaling said powder through a small straw or glass tube (usually known as a "Tooter")inserted directly into a nostril. Most common among cocaine users; however, the term "felony ring" was first coined by meth-amphetamine users, since if the wrong person noticed, it could lead to a felony charge, as the laws are quite strict and harsh for what could be considered MINISCULE amounts of the drug. In essence, a felony ring contains enough of the drug, in weight, for one to be charged with a felony.

(In the same sense as two friends who are running a few quick checks on each other's appearance before going into a packed night club)

"Any felony rings? No? Good- no jail for ME today!"

by fLexicOnartist February 6, 2008

felony wagon

any car or truck (usually from the 80's or 90's)that has a fake tag,no insurance, blacked out windows. and the occupants are wanted,and there is marijuana,cocaine,crack and usually some type of weapons. usually frequent trailer parks and the ghetto. that is a felony wagon.

damn, check out that felony wagon that just pulled in the gas station

by beansandtaters March 1, 2013

felony shaboingory

For when 4 retards Rob the island of cayo perico on gta

"We're about to commit felony shaboingory"

by Endey December 21, 2022