the fitness gram pacer test 

the gym teacher says those dreaded words "today we will have the pacer test" and the only kids who are happy are the really sporty kids, every other kid fucking hates this test.

"Today we will have the fitness gram pacer test."

"YAAY!"
"dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?"

the fitness gram pacer test by Naners420 August 24, 2020

Planet Fitness 

A so-called ‘gym’ that triggers a nuclear bomb threat warning siren if you make a little bit of noise lifting a heavy weight.

Guy 1: Hey bro, let’s get out maximum reps!
Guy 2: Les do dish!
*They both grunt a bit, setting off the lunk alarm, also known as a nuclear threat warning siren.*
Planet Fitness: NUCLEAR BOMB INCOMING!!

Planet Fitness by DatOneJoker478 November 26, 2022

Flix and fitness 

Simliar to Netflix and chill. When it's just you by yourself watching Netflix, 'fitness' whole pizza in your mouth.

No Netflix and chill, tonight it's 'flix and fitness'!

Flix and fitness by ShangChang September 19, 2019

Fitness Diva 

Def. Woman with exceptional physical attributes. Short stature with toned feminine curves and plump backside. One who does explosive pushups after the club and goes to sleep. Very ambitious and with an strong personality and big attitude packed in her small frame.

I met my match in the Kitchen the Fitness Diva beat me soundly with her expertise and precision all of her meals were neat and healthy. She also puts in work on her body working the stairmaster with heels on to boost the curves on her lower body.

Fitness Diva by SamDot33 December 23, 2011

fitness 

general awesomeness

That performance was fitness.

fitness by kberg444 September 9, 2010

Fat Kid 'Fitness' Sickness 

commonly known as FKFS
-The effect when a fat (or relatively large) kid thinks that playing the wii will make you fit.
-may cause sudden attempts (from that fat kid) of actually being athletic when clearly their are not.

'wow nathan tottaly has Fat kid 'fitness' sickness (FKFS) he tryed to flex for some girls because he stayed up all night playing wii fit

Fat Kid 'Fitness' Sickness by Jon DeYonker February 26, 2009

fitness mistress

A woman who has frequent sex with a man in order to help him get in shape.

Sam my man, you should get a fitness mistress to help you with those love handles!

fitness mistress by Carl1983 June 24, 2012