Futhermucker

Instead of saying the real word (motherfucker) you say "futhermucker" it is a lot safer way of saying the real word especially around teachers and parents!

You futhermucker how dare you

You are such a futhermucker

by Shittyyyy shit shittt January 19, 2017

Futhermucker

The word you use when your parents are around or you're at school trying to stay out of trouble.

*stubs toe*.....Futhermucker!!!!!

by MissStealYoMan13 May 24, 2017

fothermucker

A way of typing the word, "motherfucker" while bypassing the automated censor subroutine found on many online BBSs (forums or even fora if you want to be an anal retentive dick about it).

That guy who pee'd in all of the dustbins on the college campus is a true fothermucker.

by Telephony2 August 14, 2023

Fathercucker

Essentially a motherfucker unless you're a bastard. It's also an euphemism because the only f-word in it is "father"

What a fathercucker?!
He is such a fathercucker.

by Obese anorexic August 23, 2023

Fatherfucker

This word is usually used when a child wants to have sexual intercourse with their father.

homosexual kid: my dad is so hot I wanna make love to him
father: Piss off you fatherfucker.

by bald freddie mercury December 1, 2023