Farping

Fed Larping

Did you see the Farpers at the rally? Group discount on khakis and balaclavas.

These Farps all have XD conceal syndrome out here.

Yeah they're out here farping until they get called out in spot the fed.

by allotrion December 16, 2021

Farp

Farting, Sharting, and pissing simultaneously/

Guy 1: Dude I just farped so hard
Guy 2: Put a fucking bullet in your head you fucking cunt ass piece of shit
Example 2:
"I love farping!"

by maladyl March 27, 2022

farp

when your burp sounds like a fart

“dude she just farped”

by smelly balls November 22, 2022

FARP

Former Athletic Regular Person, a person that used to play a college sport but is now a regular person on campus

The ex soccer player is a Farp, not a Narp

by laxer24 May 14, 2011

Farp

The word for that little fart that you have sometimes that stings your butthole.

*poot* "oh dude that was a super painful farp." "totally dude."

by thefarpguy December 17, 2020

Farp

When you fart while fapping and the air from your fart goes up on the side of your balls and it creates an F5 tornado.

Damn bro... last night when I was wanking my frank, I farped and holy shit I think I destroyed my whole neighborhood.

by #fuckmeintheasscuzilovejesus August 15, 2020

Farp

When jerking off the acting of repeatedly farting while fapping.

Phil: yo could you knock next time, you almost walked in on me farping.
Mario: oh that's what that smell was.
Phil: Ya I was farping up a storm in there.

by Killer2797 December 27, 2016