Farp

When you fart while fapping and the air from your fart goes up on the side of your balls and it creates an F5 tornado.

Damn bro... last night when I was wanking my frank, I farped and holy shit I think I destroyed my whole neighborhood.

by #fuckmeintheasscuzilovejesus August 16, 2020

Farp

To simultaneously burp and fart at the same time.

Ashley just farped, by burping and farting all at once

by Dickie Smallz July 24, 2023

farp

in between a fart & a burp !

I ate dinner and i couldn't help it, I farped all night long !

by richjr344 January 21, 2010

Farp

The word for that little fart that you have sometimes that stings your butthole.

*poot* "oh dude that was a super painful farp." "totally dude."

by thefarpguy December 18, 2020

Farp

Farting, Sharting, and pissing simultaneously.

Guy 1: Dude I just farped so hard
Guy 2: Put a fucking bullet in your head you fucking cunt ass piece of shit
Example 2:
"I love farping!"

by maladyl March 28, 2022

Farp

Farting, Sharting, and pissing simultaneously/

Guy 1: Dude I just farped so hard
Guy 2: Put a fucking bullet in your head you fucking cunt ass piece of shit
Example 2:
"I love farping!"

by maladyl March 28, 2022

Farping

Fed Larping

Did you see the Farpers at the rally? Group discount on khakis and balaclavas.

These Farps all have XD conceal syndrome out here.

Yeah they're out here farping until they get called out in spot the fed.

by allotrion December 16, 2021