Farp

Farting, Sharting, and pissing simultaneously/

Guy 1: Dude I just farped so hard
Guy 2: Put a fucking bullet in your head you fucking cunt ass piece of shit
Example 2:
"I love farping!"

by maladyl March 27, 2022

Farp

Burping into someone’s asshole as they fart at the same time.

Did you feel that farp in your face?

by Taytay0891 July 9, 2021

FARP

Former Athletic Regular Person, a person that used to play a college sport but is now a regular person on campus

The ex soccer player is a Farp, not a Narp

by laxer24 May 14, 2011

Farp

To simultaneously burp and fart at the same time.

Ashley just farped, by burping and farting all at once

by Dickie Smallz July 23, 2023

Farp

When jerking off the acting of repeatedly farting while fapping.

Phil: yo could you knock next time, you almost walked in on me farping.
Mario: oh that's what that smell was.
Phil: Ya I was farping up a storm in there.

by Killer2797 December 27, 2016

farp

in between a fart & a burp !

I ate dinner and i couldn't help it, I farped all night long !

by richjr344 January 21, 2010

Farp

When you fart while fapping and the air from your fart goes up on the side of your balls and it creates an F5 tornado.

Damn bro... last night when I was wanking my frank, I farped and holy shit I think I destroyed my whole neighborhood.

by #fuckmeintheasscuzilovejesus August 15, 2020