fargument

An embarrassing but thoroughly entertaining argument on Facebook, either between Facebook friends, or strangers with very little knowledge of their privacy settings.

Little Johnny and slightly smaller Geoffles had a fargument on John's status, about size – while the entire Eastern Seaboard read on.

by (s)hipster November 18, 2013

farnam

Farnam is the coolest kid in the school with a long d*ck. everyone can trust him, including his worst enemies. He gets all them ladies all the time and everyone is jealous because of him. Farnam is an Persian name in the old days. He’s actually very funny, so if you meet a Farnam act cool so you don’t look like a fool in front of him.

Sara:Hey, I saw Farnam with a boner yesterday!
Alexandra:No way, is it me or I really wanna suck his di... oh hey Farnam!
Farnam:Eyy yo wazzup girls, I’m looking for someone that can do something for me. Could one of you girls help me?
Both:YES!!!

by Bazinga guy March 20, 2020

fanum tax

i have no fucking idea what this shit is pls someone explain

sticking out ur gyat for the rizzler ur so skibidi ur so fanum tax i js wanna b ur sigma

by maattie October 14, 2023

farkument

(abstract noun) getting into an argument with at least one other person online at the notorious www.fark.com; reloading the page/making multiple comments so you an another farker can argue about some topic

"Billy, take out the trash, this is the last time I'll tell you!"

"Sorry, mom, I'm in the middle of a farkument!"

by phillydrifter January 3, 2008

fernumernerr

Used to express annoyance after failing.

"Fernumernerr how'd i die!" Dave shouted as his character was chainsawed into 1,999,000,000 pieces with a bloody explosion.

by Monkinut May 21, 2009

farsum newsum

(Far-sum, Nu-Sum) The exchanging of information among best friends, in which one friend reveals a great truth he has been denying, only to learn the same from his best friend. Thus renewing their friendship.

dude i can't believe You would ever be having sex with my girl behind my back. I'm, so sorry man Will you forgive me? well I had sex with your girlfriend to so I guess we're even. "wow man FAR out thats a NEW start" said steve. "FARSUM NEWSUM" said jimmy

by GMONEY1231 January 21, 2011

Farnush

A Farnush has the most beautiful eyebrows you have ever seen and a big heart.❤ A Farnush is smart as hell and has the best advise if you need one. If you get to know a Farnush, you will love her to pieces but you will always be jealous. Because you always see these perfect eyebrows. If you know a Farnush, never let her go. She is the best friend you can wish for and you can always count on her. Also, she is an awesome baker and if you visit her, you will get muffins. ;) Farnush is perfect.

A Farnush has perfect eyebrows.

by Mimdzkftj February 25, 2022