Farm-Sized

A woman who is so unbelievably fat, she looks like she has to be either milked or fed by a trough. Aka wide as all outside.

Good God! That bitch is one chalupa away from being a farm-sized fattie!!

by TonyRoma70 September 11, 2022

Farm Sim

Farm sim will numb your pain until it comes to hay season. Then you just wanna kys

I hate life right now. I’m gonna play farm sim. But it’s hay season so imma just kms

by Lizzy Hogarth July 14, 2024

State Farm switch

When you find out your husband IS fucking Jake from State Farm on the low.

Anna was fooled by the State Farm switch when she heard her husband asking if Jake from State Farm liked the way he sucked Jake’s dick. She always knew Jake was on the DL

by DVillan October 11, 2020

big daddy moes farm shed special

Taking your girl or guy or farm animal to a Home Town Buffet and having intercourse while either party is bent over the salad bar.

Hey Farmer John, I saw Susie yesterday and gave her the good old big daddy moes farm shed special

by Puto Suave January 31, 2024

Big daddy moe farm shed special

Taking a farm animal or your significant other and having sex while bent over the salad bar at the local Home Town Buffet

Man I met this chick on Bridge Builder Mars thing and instead of building bridges, I gave her the big daddy moe farm shed special

by Puto Suave January 31, 2024

farm team system

The practice of rating women using the baseball farm team system:
Major League (8-10)
AAA (6 1/2-8)
AA (5-6 1/2)
Hi A (4-5)
Lo A (3-4)
Rookie League (1-3)
Cape Cod League (or Bush League) (< 1)

People will generally play within their leagues, occasionally going up or down a league. Someone who plays up two leagues or more is either very lucky or pulling some shady shit. Someone who plays down two or more leagues is either desperate, really drunk, or has absolutely no standards for whatever reason.

Even Ol' Dirty Pete, who had no standards whatsoever and routinely dated girls from all leagues of the farm team system, nearly lost his lunch when bush league Gretchen, who looked like she'd just raided an entire McDonald's and then been picked up by a tornado, bombarded with debris, and dropped on her face into a briar patch, showed up at the pool in a G-string bikini.

by Nick D November 8, 2004

farm animal sex

Sex that typically takes place when one or both parties are completely wasted, and usually involves a female who is less than a girlfriend/wife, although it may be an opportunity to freak a prudish significant other. Activities during farm animal sex include bending said female's limbs in a manner not originally intended, to access atypical positions, and may or may not involve consensual or 'accidental' use of taboo orifices. Usually leads to excessive soreness and vague questions about the previous night's activities from said female.

Susy and I hooked up after drinking a bottle of Absinthe at the St. Patty's Day parade and had some serious farm animal sex that almost dislocated both her hips.

by lost crow March 1, 2008