Fanking

Fanking is the art of recontextualising a product by holding it down near your crotch. This can be done by covering part of the word(s) with your thumb or fingers.

Moog: What an excellent example of Fanking!

Marty: What does that say?

Moog: Man(go) Juice!

by adth93 February 27, 2017

Fanking

Fanking is the art of creatively changing the meaning of a products name by photographing it near your crotch.

Fanking in public is fun!

by pinkysnow November 28, 2016

Dakota Fanning

A clever trap designed by Scientologists to send unsuspecting middle-aged men to jail where they will be raped by other Dakota Fans.

Prisoner 1: So what are you in for?
Prisoner 2: Dakota Fanning.

by mrbrownpants March 10, 2009

fanging it

Travelling quickly.

I cycled from Bethnal Green to Tower Bridge in 13 minutes. I was absolutely fanging it, jumping red lights and riding on the pavements.

by mrploppypants January 2, 2009

dakota fanning

An ugly little kid who thinks shes the shit and wants to seem smart when her goal in life is to be tom cruise's prop for public events.

Dakota Fanning is an ass kissing motherfucker

by opTIAshizzNAZZ May 15, 2006

fandingle

fan-din-gle The happy cousin of the "F" word. to be used in public places.

used to take place of or used in place of the "F" word. Term to be used in any situation that you cant use the "F" word.

after hitting my hand i screamed fandingle.
what the fandingle is going on in here.
that job is so fandingled.
we fandingle every wedneday.
what a beautiful fandinglishous day
how in the fandingle did you do that
your so fandingled whey they get home
I love to fandingle after drinking all night.

by Domaniac May 19, 2009

Fanking

Fanking is the delightful art of re-contextualising a product by taking a photo of it near your crotch.

Marty took a photo of Moog Fanking Dicks Bush

by TateFOZXT October 21, 2018