Family

Three types of family
-the family your born into
-the family you marry into
-the family you make
Its always changing, people die, get born, marry in and divorce out, but its people who for some reason or another claim each other, whether it's by blood or by your own choice.

I hate family reunions, people are always coming up to me and saying, 'HI!! You look so much bigger than the last time I saw you!' and I'm just thinking, is it bad that I don't know who you are?

by Scarlet4224 August 16, 2008

FAMILY

insane people that mated and decided to have kids to torture and scar mentally jsut to keep thier blood line going with that extra zest for life

everyone in my family is either angry, psycho or dead

by leaderof the pac October 15, 2007

Family

An excuse to get out of work

"I have family commitments"

by Melly =] May 15, 2008

Family

A code word for unrelated members of the LGBTQ+ community to recognize each other when surrounded by potentially homophobic people.

Don’t worry, he’s family.

by Goblinoid June 3, 2020

family

a group of people that can be related to you; however do not need to be as long as you love them like they were blood; also a group of people that love each other but sometimes hurt each other for stupid reasons; families are suppose to care about each other and love each other, but they keep hurting eaching and doing each other wrong, so maybe their don't love each other afterall.

"Family" also another word for pain, because that is all that family causes

person 1:yea nigga we known each other for a long time we family

person 2: next day............. nigga u went on my msn, we ain't family, we ain't nothing

by *********************$$$ April 1, 2005

family

a fucked up mess of people. some people love theirs, some people hate them. at them end of the day, you're still fucking related.

Wow, her family took her house away, cause their duchebags.

by rakheesroad March 8, 2010

The Family

The Family International (TFI), formed as the Children of God (COG) and later named Family of Love and the Family, is a cult, started in 1968 in Huntington Beach, California, United States. It began in the late 1960s, with many of its early converts drawn from the hippie movement. The Children of God was among the movements prompting the cult controversy of the 1970s and 1980s in the United States and Europe and triggered the first organized anticult group FREECOG.

The Family is led by and alcoholic prophet and led his sect into sacred prostitution.

by Dr. Loboto August 12, 2012