A defining term for an individual that, regardless of the circumstances, always has to have some sort of impervious backup plan in place or a deep reserve of overcompensation. While the real-life equivalent is usually a doomsday prepper or somebody with a tendency to cover all their bases, the online version is more equivalent to an adult version of the kid on the playground that just has to have an anti-everything shield with no consequences. Commonly draw negative attention away from themselves and their habits by constantly trying to bring up unfounded faults about other people.
Ever since somebody ended up beating him at debate club, he's ended up turning into a full-on Falke.
by Granatgevar December 30, 2019
Bob: Oh My God, I Just Looked At All Of Janes Pictures On Facebook, And She Is So HOTT!
Bill: Damn Bro, You Were just Falking Her Facebook!
Bill: Damn Bro, You Were just Falking Her Facebook!
by MrJoshClaps February 04, 2010
by Dilip Advani April 05, 2003
by Lil mad January 10, 2011
Guy 1: I heard you and Amber stopped talking.
Guy 2: Yeah. She's not aloud to hang out with me anymore.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Her mom falked me yesterday.
Guy 1: So now Ambers fair game?
Guy 2: Yeah. She's not aloud to hang out with me anymore.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Her mom falked me yesterday.
Guy 1: So now Ambers fair game?
by snowball55 March 13, 2014
by Romack May 19, 2006
Any form of cereal, preferably Frosted Flakes (Hence the name) shoved into the rectum of someone, then taken out after and eaten with milk.
Usually a dare, a trick, or a prank on someone you aren't very fond of.
Usually a dare, a trick, or a prank on someone you aren't very fond of.
by Troubled Yuth June 15, 2010