Falke

A defining term for an individual that, regardless of the circumstances, always has to have some sort of impervious backup plan in place or a deep reserve of overcompensation. While the real-life equivalent is usually a doomsday prepper or somebody with a tendency to cover all their bases, the online version is more equivalent to an adult version of the kid on the playground that just has to have an anti-everything shield with no consequences. Commonly draw negative attention away from themselves and their habits by constantly trying to bring up unfounded faults about other people.

Ever since somebody ended up beating him at debate club, he's ended up turning into a full-on Falke.

by Granatgevar December 29, 2019

Falking

The Act Of Stalking Someone On Facebook.

Bob: Oh My God, I Just Looked At All Of Janes Pictures On Facebook, And She Is So HOTT!

Bill: Damn Bro, You Were just Falking Her Facebook!

by MrJoshClaps February 4, 2010

Falk

Pimp from Falkland rd, Bombay , India

Pritam is known as "Falk"

by Dilip Advani April 4, 2003

Falking

The act of fighting physically while talking at the same time.

After the basketball match Ryan and Chris were seen falking in the locker room.

by Lil mad January 12, 2011

Falk

Facebook stalking or Falking - To stalk or check out someone's page on Facebook.

Guy 1: I heard you and Amber stopped talking.

Guy 2: Yeah. She's not aloud to hang out with me anymore.

Guy 1: Why?

Guy 2: Her mom falked me yesterday.

Guy 1: So now Ambers fair game?

by snowball55 April 20, 2014

Falk

means to incorrectly spell, or make an error

you falked that sentence, you falked right up

by Romack May 25, 2006

Falkes

Any form of cereal, preferably Frosted Flakes (Hence the name) shoved into the rectum of someone, then taken out after and eaten with milk.

Usually a dare, a trick, or a prank on someone you aren't very fond of.

Ewww! No way! I won't eat your Falkes!

by Troubled Yuth June 17, 2010