1: a fart that turns out to be poop
2: synonym of frick or fuck
3: a retard that has less intelligence than poop
2: synonym of frick or fuck
3: a retard that has less intelligence than poop
1: "Ew I thought it was just a fart but I just dropped a fartard!"
2: "OH FARTARDS"
*drops something* "Fartards I dropped my mom's favorite plate."
3: "Stop acting stupid you look like a fartard."
2: "OH FARTARDS"
*drops something* "Fartards I dropped my mom's favorite plate."
3: "Stop acting stupid you look like a fartard."
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Get the Fairytale Faggot mug.FavRETARDS: Fans of Brett Favre who believe 1. He plays for "the love of the game". 2. He is sincere when he says he is going to retire. 3. He is the greatest quarterback in the history of the NFL. 4. He doesn't manipulate the media and his 'tard fans for his own gain. 5. His season ending interceptions are because he is a "gunslinger" and not because he makes bad decisions when the game is on the line
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The FavRETARDS have taken over the management of the Vikings and have given Brett an additional 7 million dollars even though he would have returned anyways.
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Chris: OMG that MisterJenkins is on the dam forums again.
Ian: Ahh man, that guy's a fucking failtard!
Chris: I'm gonna delete the motherfucker's posts.
Ian: Pwned!
Ian: Ahh man, that guy's a fucking failtard!
Chris: I'm gonna delete the motherfucker's posts.
Ian: Pwned!
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