Faguette

A gaming term specially relative to Riot games, Teamfight tactics (TFT). When someone holds you're units.
That motherfucker stole is holding my ornn so i cant get ornn 3, what a faguette!
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Faguette

A gaming term specifically relative to Riot games, Teamfight tactics (TFT). When someone holds you're units.
That motherfucker is holding my Ornn so i can't get my horny Ornny 3, what a faguette!
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Oh he's french and gay? Must be a faguette.
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That guys sucking on a dick like baguette cus he's a faguette.
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faguette

Pronunciation: ˈfa-gət

Origin: French

Rhymes with -

baguette | faggot | maggot

1) A rainbow baguette

2) A frenchman

3) A gay man

4) The guy breathing down your neck at the Target Self-Checkout line

5 a) Someone who cuts you off in traffic

b) Someone who is a sloooooow driver

6) your best friend
ex) -- a rainbow baguette

**enter a bakery that you normally wouldnt step foot in, but gf is sick asked you to go across town to pick up a VERY specific bread for GOD knows why and now you step up to order**

Baker: "Hello, step on up. How can I help you?"

You: "I would like ONE faguette, please."

ex2) -- a frenchman

**You see man with mustache in beret, white-and-black broad-horizontally-striped shirt, and white pants holding a baguette**

You: "AY, FAGUETTE!"

ex3) -- gay man

**Two guys making out and check geo-location to notice you're not in a 50mi radius of San Francisco**

You: "AY, BROKE-BACK FAGUETTES!"

ex4) -- guy breathing down neck...

**Man standing too close behind/You can feel all 98.6 degrees F of him on your neck**

**Appropriately shove him**

You: "AY, FAGUETTE! BACK TF UP! You breathin down my neck!"

ex 5a) -- get cut off

**man driving POS Honda weaves thru traffic like its GTA V and cuts you off**

You: "you Fucking FAGUETTE!"

ex 5b) -- too slow... he's a Sid

**left lane is going - JUST slow enough to make you want to switch over, but JUST fast enough that the next lane seems like it would just add more minutes to your drive."**

You: "MOVE! You FUCKING faguette"

ex6) -- BFF

**You pull up to buddy's house with a cold case of Modelo and you smell the grill in the back**

You: "Ayyyyyyyy... wassup you fucking faguette! Here FOO~ ITS MODELO TIME!!! "
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A faguette is a gay baguette.

"Yo check this awesome bakery, wanna get some bread? "

"Bro that bread's gay as"

"Yeah, that's a faguette"
"Wow! What ze faguette?!"
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