Farley

A type of pillow biter. A man who enjoys having anal sex with other men. A Farley also has a habit of poking guys with his erection while they are asleep.

That guy was busted fucking some other guy on the bonnet of his car. What a farley!

by Boofa May 12, 2006

farley dollar

(adj.) Afflicted with an unusually narrow penis that is prone to premature or spontaneous ejaculation

His girlfriend broke up with him when she found out he was farley dollar.

by Mik C August 27, 2003

kelsey farley

A ratchet hoe who likes to fuck everyone's boyfriend. She wears her younger sisters clothes to show off her celulite infested assets and She barely knows how to spell her first name.

Person a: "you see that blonde girl, flirting with Jen's boyfriend?
person b: "yeah I know she looks like a Kelsey Farley"

by Your angel July 24, 2014

Chris Fairley

Someone that is the peak of the Human Condition with the most extraordinary vocabulary known to man. An IQ score so high it has yet to be difinitively measured.

That man has changed the lives of his students, he is a real Chris Fairley.

by Llk February 7, 2020

elizabeth nicole fairley

the funniest crack whore ever on earth

is elizabeth nicole fairley working her corner tonight?

by whore666777 October 18, 2008

Chris Farley

(noun) An exceptionally girthy penis with a small head resembling the physical appearance of the late comic actor Chris Farley. When sheathed in a condom, said penis is colloquially known as a fat guy in a little coat, in reference to a scene from the Farley film "Tommy Boy"
Can also be used as a verb, often in past participle form, meaning to copulate with a girthy, small- headed penis

Jean Claude was proud of his new piercing until he whipped out his Chris Farley and Tina ran for the hills.

I'm never taking that freak Barbara to the Cheesecake Factory again; we'd barely touched our appetizers by the time she'd downed 6 daiquiris and was getting Chris Farleyed by our waiter in the bathroom.

by Pimple Grandin June 2, 2017

farley dollar

(adj.) Inordinately thrifty; remarkably tolerant to squalid environments

He was so farley dollar that he ate all of his meals out of a single stained, unwashed tupperware trough.

by Mik C September 4, 2003