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Fortnite 

a SHITTY ASS GAME that people with no life play it has no meaning sure it's multiplayer and shit but like seriously only dirty ass hoes and retarded ass people play this like you have a life out there instead you dirty ass people play this talk about daily like SHUT THE HELL UP no one wants to hear about that shit...I swear if a dirty shitty crusty ass person comes up to me and asks "do you play fortnite" I will pop a bitch in 2.5 seconds
Billy:Hey do you play fortnite
Johnny:Of course I do! hbu?
Billy:No I don't Johnny you're dirty why are you playing that,it has no meaning...
Johnny:Leave me alone...
Billy:No HOE that's dirty people stuff go somewhere
Johnny:Im telling my mommy you called me that
Billy:Bitch does it look like I give a fuck go tell you're mother I dare you I won't share any of my cookies when it's snack time on Monday
Johnny:OMG COOKIES okay Billy...I won't tell
Fortnite by Whackasshoes March 11, 2018

Fortnite 

An overrated video game that tons of 10 year olds love.
Person 1: Yo bro I just spent $75 on Fortnite!
Person 2: You idiot
Fortnite by Hitman Ace February 11, 2019

Fortnite 

A game for schmucks and mentally challenged immature tweens. These ironic idiots will eventually, if not, lose their relationship with family and girlfriends.
Hey did you hear that the sleep deprived fortnite kid lost his girlfriend?
Other dude: Yeah, no shit Sherlock! I bet she got sick of him posting pictures of his V-bucks. Apparently he also lost 100 followers on social media!
Fortnite by Yeetchildyoteboy May 25, 2018

Fortnite 

A game played by annoying males. The game females should be happy for since their nigga is playing the game and not them.
5:00pm
Jessica: Hey I️ think we should go out tonight!
11:00pm
Brandon: shit yeah we can go my bad I️ was playing fortnite.
Fortnite by Cherryonttop February 12, 2018

Fortnite 

An annoying game played by ugly ass niggas who get no pussy and when they win, they seem to think that posting it on their snap chat story will gain them fame or friends...think again bitch.
Homie 1- Ayye Fortnite later!
Homie 2- Fashoo NIGGGA! Let me just lie to my girlfriend and not give her any attention whatsoever.
Homie 1- FASHOO!!
Fortnite by 1948roh April 8, 2018

Fortnite 

Why
Lil Johnny: wanna play fortnite?
Becky: what are you a fag?
Fortnite by Pswiggy January 29, 2018

Fortnite 

A cancerous game for pc,xbox one, and ps4 that people play because they have no common knowledge of anything else and half of the people that play the game are no life peices of shit that have nothing better to do besides sit inside all day and play this cancerous game.
Fortnite by Imgoingtokms May 24, 2018