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eyeliner whore

a girl who wears way too much eyeliner everyday
she cant leave her house with out it
even if shes already late shell make everybody more late just so she can put her eyeliner on
she allways has some in her purse at all times
and feels the need to keep re-applying it every 20 minutes

by no means does wearing eyeliner make a person a whore but whores are known to wear way too much eyeliner so there for girls who wear alot of eyeliner are percieved as being a whore
my best friend turned into such a eyeliner whore when she became friends with the popular girls
by RayRayisBomb March 21, 2009
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Checking my eyelids for holes

A process in which one would lay down (bed optional) and would simply close one's eyes to check one's eyelids for holes. This process takes a usual 7 to 8 hours for the punctuality freak but takes longer depending on how lazy one is. Also depends on the amount of alcohol one has consumed. Even comes as a good excuse when caught performing this process at work, class or behind the wheel.
Example 1
Dude 1: Dude you almost hit that grandma!

Dude 2: Sorry dude, I was checking my eyelids for holes.

Example 2
Dude 1: Well this party was awesome! I'm gonna go check my eyelids for holes. *falls to ground*

Dude 2: Night dude.

Dude 1: Night.
by Crash569 August 13, 2010
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Eyelignment

Similar to the alignment of a car's wheels, eyelignment is a concept of spacial reasoning which enables a person to distinguish between straight and crooked. When a person erects a ladder or parks a car in a crooked manner even though it is perceived by that person as straight they are thought to have poor eyelignment.
*While cleaning the gutters out*

man 1: do you really think that ladder is standing up straight?

man 2: yea it's fine, why?

man 1: that's not even close, you should get your eyelignment checked.
by pillsberry bro boy November 29, 2010
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eyeliner overdose

When someone wears so much eyeliner that they are likely to die of eyelid cancer
by featherheadress April 21, 2011
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Eyeliner

If done properly, can accentuate the eyes. Eyeliner is commonly worn amongst girls but these days, boys have been seen to be wearing it too. Most boys look nice with eyeliner on (see Billie Joe Armstrong and Matt Skiba) but up until recently 'emo' boys have started wearing it and they look like idiots.
1. 'Smoky eyes' is the new thing to to with your eyeliner ladies!
2. Some guys look pretty hot with eyeliner on. Its great that they don't give a shit if scallies call them gay.
3. Wow, look at Matt Skiba and Billie Joe Armstrong. They look really nice with eyeliner on!
4. You 'emo' boys look absolutely fucking ridiculous with girl pants and heavy eyeliner on.
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