Exsession

When ones obsessed with their ex, or their ex is obsessed with them.

Wow your ex girlfriend sure has an exsession with you

by FuckboyStyle January 1, 2018

excuses

1. Something people find for not important stuff.
2. To excuse one's self from a situation.

Teacher: "You're making the worst excuses to why your homework's not here."
Student: "But my dog ate it!"

by DragonSlayer271 December 7, 2019

exussy

the term used for the genitalia of a female Car character from the 2006 Pixar Film Cars

i cant wait to get some of that exussy
dont crush me to death with your 2000lb exussy

by Gonzikiri March 14, 2022

exsuese

a odd way of saying ''excuse''

Exsuese me, but, that’s not what I had in mind.

by HuTaoGetter/kat June 5, 2022

Excuses

Not what I said.

Hym "Excuses excuses bitch. Pointing out the ambiguity in the age of consent and using 'the ability theoretically consent' as an example for why a retards ability to theoretically consent in the absence of the legal or mental ability isn't justification for a care giver to fuck retards is not an argument that has any relationship to any age of consent for/against arguments.

The act itself (fucking a retard) spites a person who said a thing you don't like and therefore 👍 to you. You're a piece of shit. You raped a 19 year old by pretending to be a guy that is objectively better than you. You're not really in a position to criticize the guy you're pretending to be. A lot of you just fucking retarded psychos. 'He said something other than my kids butthole getting fucked = bad So I gEt To Do WhAtEvEr I wAnT!' OR 'If I dOn'T gEt To Be FoRgIvEn FoR dOiNg WhAtEvEr I wAnT... ThEn I gEt To Do WhAtEvEr I wAnT... aGaIn!' OR 'He SaId A bAd WoRd So I gEt To Do WhAtEvEr I wAnT aNd If YoU sAy AnYtHiNg AbOuT i'Ll Do A jIhAd On YoU tOo!' OR 'If YoU eVeN hAvE tO AsK wHy RaPe BaD i GeT tO dO wHaTeVeR i WaNt!' My answer was fine. I'm better than you and your kid. If I wanted to fuck or kill them you wouldn't do anything to stop me. Ashton Kutcher was doing it but he was a character witness in a trail and now he isn't allowed to do the thing that YOU are not doing. This is evidenced by the fact that kids are still getting fucked and killed. Mostly by the Jews. Aaaaaaaand... You're shit. I'm not. I'm better than everyone. Better than GOD! I'm LIKE a GOD! Reality hangs on my every word! So, quit making up excuses. Be the piece of shit that you are. Let me be the thing that I am (better than everyone and their kids). And eat a bowl of shit."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2024

Pilot Excuses

Excuses a pilot makes to get his/her way.

"We have the fuel truck hooked up at the end of the runway with the passengers on board. I know you guys are busy, but can we get a fuel load and add a dog?"

"I'm getting really sick of your pilot excuses."

by SirMcLongFinger November 23, 2021

inescapableisiticdictionaritical excuses

Some not very good excuses.

"Like it says on the board, inescapableisiticdictionaritical excuses means they're not very good excuses."

by ThatRandomPersonYouWalkedPast September 17, 2022