explanificate

the retarculous version of explain

Would you please explanificate what you mean? I don't understand

by MBallz October 25, 2004

explanationator

Is a person who explains and elaborates on things even tho it is un-needed.

I am an explanationator on politics

by swagmoneyasdf January 13, 2014

emplants

Term used to describe worthless employees. Their productivity can be matched by replacing them with plants.

I manage a team of 5 emplants, sometimes I feel like I'm managing a greenhouse.

by TomSki August 2, 2007

explanibrag

Bragging under the guise of an explanation. One typically thinks he/she can get away with it because the person they're bragging to asked for the explanation.

K: Why didn't you reblog that photo if you like it so much?
J: I can't just reblog anything, I have 82 followers and they expect consistency.
K: Nice explanibrag.
J: What? I'm just answering your question.
K: uhuh

by Kashmir Cardigan May 8, 2012

expantion

The act of buying new pants because you have put on weight.

My closet needs an expantion - I put on 20 pounds since I started the new job.

by khakiho March 9, 2014

explanationalism

A terrible irrelevant bull shit explanation that someone tries to lay on you

"Man, don't give me all that explanationalism. Give it to me straight"

by Jamie Day April 26, 2007

Explanding

verb.
A term for when something is just existing and getting grosser.

The yellow colour kept explanding and became a poopy yellow.

by dontyattmedale March 2, 2020